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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My boss forgot she wasn’t talking to her husband and accidentally said, “I love you,” to me on the phone last night. PGP.

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May 08, 2014
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I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

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Apr 21, 2014
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Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

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Apr 17, 2014
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How the hell did I ever stay up past 9:30? PGP.

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Apr 17, 2014
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*An, and no. I don’t. PGP.

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Apr 16, 2014
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“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.

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The Wall
Apr 15, 2014
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I keep so much medicine at my desk for different ailments that coworkers call me “The Pharmacist.” PGP.

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Apr 14, 2014
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Using ambiguous terms when talking to a client so you seem more important. PGP.

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Feb 11, 2014
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The douchebag that keeps his protein powder and all of his other supps at the office so everyone knows he works out. PGP.

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Aug 25, 2013
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Being able to tell if it’s your boss passing your cubicle just by the sound of the footsteps. PGP.

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Aug 20, 2013
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