Seriously. I don’t know what I was more upset about: fronting $400 for bottle service on my credit card or the fact that red bulls were $12 a piece at the table.
If you implement some kind of mandatory retirement system for the flight attendants then I’m in. I’m tired of looking at those crusty old hags for 5 hours.
Make butts great again.
Seriously. I don’t know what I was more upset about: fronting $400 for bottle service on my credit card or the fact that red bulls were $12 a piece at the table.
I just shoot at the guilty animals
East Texas near the rice paddies or on the coast are pretty much your best choices
Airplane etiquette 101: the middle seat gets both armrests. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=reEJaUaPo8E
Fucking anarchy
Cough up the $90 annual fee and you can be one of them
This comment is severely underrated.
I certainly wouldn’t compare him to Johnny Cash. He has more of a Waylon or Hank Jr sound to him. But you probably wouldn’t know about that.
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I remember when you had to have a college email account to join Facebook. It’s been pretty much downhill ever since.
Priorities
If you implement some kind of mandatory retirement system for the flight attendants then I’m in. I’m tired of looking at those crusty old hags for 5 hours.
There’s definitely one wedding you can get out of…and you won’t burn days for the honeymoon either. Win-win-win.
I remember when Texans had balls. Those were the good ol’ days.
Are they paying $100,000,000 for sperm donations? Asking for a friend.
Definitely would buy this guy a beer. Definitely would not shake his hand.
Could have just taken a cab. Cost me $40 to get home on NYE when the San Diego surge was X8.something.
“He arrived 15 minutes late at 6:48.” For an accountant you’re not very good at adding.
I’m a big fan of “R/,”. What does it mean? Regards? Respectfully? Really wish you were dead? They’ll never know.