“Baby It’s Cold Outside” is my vote because every year without fail a bunch of SJWs write fucking thesis statements about how creepy it is and fail to mention that the song is dogshit regardless of whether it’s creepy as hell or just a little weird.
FREE ITALIAN LESSON!
I just got back from Italy and the only things I know how to say in Italian are “Dove è il vino” (Where is the wine?) and “Mi piace giocare a calcio” (I like to play soccer)
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Glad to know that someone else abides by this.
This is art.
Have you ever seen The Big Bang Theory with no laugh track? It’s ridiculous.
PRO-TIP:
Don’t act like anyone does in Love, Actually. Especially Snape.
“Baby It’s Cold Outside” is my vote because every year without fail a bunch of SJWs write fucking thesis statements about how creepy it is and fail to mention that the song is dogshit regardless of whether it’s creepy as hell or just a little weird.
Andy Williams and Sinatra are the only tolerable choices here.
I legit just changed my Twitter profile pic because it was a middle finger photo I’M LISTENING
YES THANK GOD ON THIS DREARY MONDAY
I’ve spent the last 8 months trying to get out of my current position so I’m with Davy. Would appreciate the hell out of your tips.
Can confirm. This playlist is amazing.
FREE ITALIAN LESSON!
I just got back from Italy and the only things I know how to say in Italian are “Dove è il vino” (Where is the wine?) and “Mi piace giocare a calcio” (I like to play soccer)
It’s all I needed.
*gets to Number 4*
How many times did you see Borat in theaters. Be honest.
“I’m only ordering Whiskey Gingers.”
Your first mistake was not doing this to begin with.
I missed my holiday party because I was in Europe. I’m not sure if I’ll ever recover.
Counterpoint: They Live is fucking amazing.
Well Brooklyn and Manhattan
TL;DR
Brooklyn is full of Jewish people who are both:
-good and bad
-male and female
My brother to his now wife, via text:
“I’m so fucking into you right now.”
He was sitting directly across from her at a table.
“Don King: $1,250 for a bowl”
Confirmed: Don King smokes the finest kush.
If you want some schadenfraude her husband in The Intern cheats on her. So there’s that.
Yeah I watched The Intern.