Arizona State grad. Fraternity brother.
Currently working for my Alma Mater while pursuing a secondary degree.
I like caffeine, my dogs, and about three people.
“According to Yahoo Finance, these are the 25 “skills” to leave off your resume, and, to be perfectly honest, I’m flabbergasted people actually put this shit on their resume.”
The people that put this shit on their resume are the same people that actually still visit Yahoo.
I got tricked into buying my buddy a double “entertainer” lap-dance. The economist in me thought I would get a discounted rate for buying in bulk. Not the case. He would have been better off with two separate dances; they would have worked a little harder for the dollar.
I can believe this. I don’t know how most bachelorette parties work but I know firsthand that making sure your boy is taken care of at the Vegas strip club gets pricey real quick.
From his website: “In my early twenties, I built a ski manufacturing facility from scratch in Asia, leading a team of American and Chinese engineers to reach mass production in 18 months with a budget of 4.5 million dollars. ”
Oh tight. Well, I guess we can all easily follow in those footsteps. I’m actually drafting my resignation letter currently.
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This is some top-notch reporting, deFries. You should request a Kentucky trip next to learn more about the Bourbon Trail and whiskey production.
But have you tried P-90X? It might be a good fit.
Relatively sure this is the first column you’ve written without mentioning Chicago once.
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“According to Yahoo Finance, these are the 25 “skills” to leave off your resume, and, to be perfectly honest, I’m flabbergasted people actually put this shit on their resume.”
The people that put this shit on their resume are the same people that actually still visit Yahoo.
I got tricked into buying my buddy a double “entertainer” lap-dance. The economist in me thought I would get a discounted rate for buying in bulk. Not the case. He would have been better off with two separate dances; they would have worked a little harder for the dollar.
I can believe this. I don’t know how most bachelorette parties work but I know firsthand that making sure your boy is taken care of at the Vegas strip club gets pricey real quick.
“Hummers are basically the Guy Fieri of cars”. Did we just become best friends?
Do I have to get a permit/license to participate in the most dangerous game? What kind of fees are we talking here?
Wait, as a 25 year old, how much should I have in my bank accounts? I think I’m off by a few zeroes.
From his website: “In my early twenties, I built a ski manufacturing facility from scratch in Asia, leading a team of American and Chinese engineers to reach mass production in 18 months with a budget of 4.5 million dollars. ”
Oh tight. Well, I guess we can all easily follow in those footsteps. I’m actually drafting my resignation letter currently.