Huge letdown here. there was only really one way the producers could possibly have gone: ditch having another Bachelor season altogether, and having Alexis Waters, dolphin girl, be the next bachelorette in the Spring 2018 season. Every introduction would include a marine life pun, and there would be so many tears from men who are perfect in every way, except for their lack of echolocation.
Dear solo traveller: depending on your outdoorsiness, I highly recommend Asheville NC and the Great Smokey Mountains. Lots of great fall hiking before the leaves cover the trails, good food, and phenomenal beer.
As one of the guys who didn’t take you up on the offer, I would like to publicly declare that I didn’t take you up on that because I have a girlfriend and to 99% of people in the universe “lets go back to my apartment and keep drinking” is a clear declaration of intent for an activity that only indirectly involves alcohol…Btw, thanks for the popup bar line tallboys, I have no idea if I actually thanked you for those.
Spent the weekend hanging out with Brownout Guy in the first story. Had to dig deep to puke and rally several times on Saturday night, never got called on it, go me? On a side note, going to a bar where the liquor is served in squirt bottles is a dangerous, wonderful idea.
I was down in North Carolina filming my grad school thesis all of last week and celebrated on Friday by getting drunk at karaoke night at a Tiki Bar in Lake Lure North Carolina, which was exactly as gloriously white trash as it sounds. Then had to ride 10 hours back to DC on Saturday with a bad hangover.
Hahahahaha don’t be silly DeFries, $6,400 isn’t a real amount of money that people actually have in their possession to consider spending on anything, let alone furniture! Work on your realism for a second, eh bud?
This would be the part where I say “good, they deserve each other” but once again, getting back together with someone you know is a terrible person is a bad, bad, BAD idea. It just eventually serves as a regretful point where you wish you’d stayed away the first time.
came in early to plug in the ol’ slow cooker, making queso dip for a coworker’s going away party, the fool is going off and getting himself married. Then I’ll probably drink so much coffee that time seems to move faster than normal, dunno yet.
I feel like Todd should be swatted with a rolled up newspaper right now, but don’t lie, I bet a ton of us here here have gotten back together with someone we shouldn’t have. I have. It’s easy and you know them and you think you’ll go right back to the good times. But come on man, don’t be a fictional version of all of us, be better Todd.
I would do exactly what I jokingly told my dad I would do: become a professional eater and moonlight as an event photographer. My dad was in the navy and does not understand sarcasm, so he told me with an entirely straight face that if I ever did that I was never allowed to ask him for money.
Will be pulling all of these on my flight from DC to Florida tomorrow. Just kidding, I will be pulling exactly none of them, because my flight leaves at 6:30am.
This is ridiculous, who needs a yoga trip in the first place? that’s money that could be used to save for retirement and your children’s college funds.
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Huge letdown here. there was only really one way the producers could possibly have gone: ditch having another Bachelor season altogether, and having Alexis Waters, dolphin girl, be the next bachelorette in the Spring 2018 season. Every introduction would include a marine life pun, and there would be so many tears from men who are perfect in every way, except for their lack of echolocation.
Dear solo traveller: depending on your outdoorsiness, I highly recommend Asheville NC and the Great Smokey Mountains. Lots of great fall hiking before the leaves cover the trails, good food, and phenomenal beer.
Grottos is wonderful, yes, but if we’re talking Delaware/Maryland beaches, nothing beats Ponzettis in ocean city.
As one of the guys who didn’t take you up on the offer, I would like to publicly declare that I didn’t take you up on that because I have a girlfriend and to 99% of people in the universe “lets go back to my apartment and keep drinking” is a clear declaration of intent for an activity that only indirectly involves alcohol…Btw, thanks for the popup bar line tallboys, I have no idea if I actually thanked you for those.
Dan’s Cafe indeed!
Spent the weekend hanging out with Brownout Guy in the first story. Had to dig deep to puke and rally several times on Saturday night, never got called on it, go me? On a side note, going to a bar where the liquor is served in squirt bottles is a dangerous, wonderful idea.
I was down in North Carolina filming my grad school thesis all of last week and celebrated on Friday by getting drunk at karaoke night at a Tiki Bar in Lake Lure North Carolina, which was exactly as gloriously white trash as it sounds. Then had to ride 10 hours back to DC on Saturday with a bad hangover.
Hahahahaha don’t be silly DeFries, $6,400 isn’t a real amount of money that people actually have in their possession to consider spending on anything, let alone furniture! Work on your realism for a second, eh bud?
…But if I can’t judge someone based off the number of IBUs in their beer, how do I know whether or not I’m supposed to feel better than them???
Oh Gil, that’s not the rule 34 we all know and love…
I hate people.
This would be the part where I say “good, they deserve each other” but once again, getting back together with someone you know is a terrible person is a bad, bad, BAD idea. It just eventually serves as a regretful point where you wish you’d stayed away the first time.
came in early to plug in the ol’ slow cooker, making queso dip for a coworker’s going away party, the fool is going off and getting himself married. Then I’ll probably drink so much coffee that time seems to move faster than normal, dunno yet.
I feel like Todd should be swatted with a rolled up newspaper right now, but don’t lie, I bet a ton of us here here have gotten back together with someone we shouldn’t have. I have. It’s easy and you know them and you think you’ll go right back to the good times. But come on man, don’t be a fictional version of all of us, be better Todd.
I would do exactly what I jokingly told my dad I would do: become a professional eater and moonlight as an event photographer. My dad was in the navy and does not understand sarcasm, so he told me with an entirely straight face that if I ever did that I was never allowed to ask him for money.
Me and a half dozen internet friends created a movement this weekend #FPO #ourschtickissuperweirdman
Will be pulling all of these on my flight from DC to Florida tomorrow. Just kidding, I will be pulling exactly none of them, because my flight leaves at 6:30am.
oh bby that card is so nice, you should use it some more on me.
Alex, you’re a hero, causing all sorts of chaos.
This is ridiculous, who needs a yoga trip in the first place? that’s money that could be used to save for retirement and your children’s college funds.