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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/15

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS? IT’S TIME TO MAKE MONDAY WISH IT WAS NEVER BORN. BY THE TIME 5 O’CLOCK ROLLS AROUND YOU’RE GOINGT TO HAVE BEATEN THIS DAY DOWN SO BADLY THAT IT MIGHT BE THE LAST MONDAY WE EVER SEE ON THE CALENDAR. IT MIGHT REMOVE ITSELF ALTOGETHER AS A SQUARE ON THE CALENDAR. YOU’RE GOING TO DOMINATE THIS DAY LIKE A FAT KID DOMINATES BIRTHDAY CAKE. NO HALF MEASURES. I’M TALKING FULL-BLOWN ASS WHIPPING. TAKE MONDAY OUT BACK BEHIND THE WOODSHED AND GIVE IT A BLACK AND BLUE REMINDER THAT YOU’RE HERE AND YOU’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. THE WEEKEND IS OVER, BITCH. IT’S CASH STACKING TIME AGAIN. DON’T TAKE IT EASY THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF THE DAY, GET IN A NICE HOUR AND A HALF LUNCH BREAK, AND THEN PICK IT UP IN THE SECOND HALF. FUCK THAT. LOSERS OPERATE THAT WAY. CRANK THE VOLUME UP TO 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW. GET OUT THERE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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