“There’s something about a luxurious brunch that cures your hangover more than some homemade over easy eggs with a side of Folgers. Maybe it’s the retail therapy aspect factoring in with your color-the-water mimo, or maybe it’s just because someone is bringing your food to you rather than forcing your shaky hands to make yourself breakfast. Either way, if there’s a brunch spot that’s out of my price range opening up, I immediately want to try it even if I have to eat bare noodles with a side of straight whiskey for the rest of the week. Totally worth it.” – Will deFries on 5/23/2017
What happened to you in these past three months that changed you so profoundly?
3. What are your MUST have songs at a wedding with a live band? Like, if the band can’t play these specific songs then they are immediately disqualified from being hired at your own wedding
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If you have to keep explaining that you’re making a joke to people, maybe you’re not very good at telling it.
Multiple airlines fly out of LGA direct to Canada
RIP Slayla, bring her back for a guest spot
You are brokeboi trash if you don’t split the bill evenly.
PLEASE limit grandex content that includes mia khalifa. PLEASE.
No one complained TO YOUR FACE is what you mean to say
She clearly doesn’t think wool socks and birkenstocks is a becoming look
“There’s something about a luxurious brunch that cures your hangover more than some homemade over easy eggs with a side of Folgers. Maybe it’s the retail therapy aspect factoring in with your color-the-water mimo, or maybe it’s just because someone is bringing your food to you rather than forcing your shaky hands to make yourself breakfast. Either way, if there’s a brunch spot that’s out of my price range opening up, I immediately want to try it even if I have to eat bare noodles with a side of straight whiskey for the rest of the week. Totally worth it.” – Will deFries on 5/23/2017
What happened to you in these past three months that changed you so profoundly?
Muscle does not weigh more than fat. One pound of muscle = one pound of fat = one pound of literally anything else in the world.
No roasting over having the speech at the wedding and not the rehearsal dinner? I thought that was a Touching Base wedding rule
Life comes at you fast
I assume this is just a throwaway take so Girl doesn’t want to marry you anymore
0% chance Will goes to the gym AND plays basketball. Both require too much effort.
This column makes me wanna rip cigs every week
If Grandex wants to venmo me the $90 for the VIP ticket I’ll periscope the whole event
This sounds like something George Costanza came up with and Kramer tried to follow through on
3. What are your MUST have songs at a wedding with a live band? Like, if the band can’t play these specific songs then they are immediately disqualified from being hired at your own wedding
This is bad and you should feel bad
I prefer fancy hotel lobby bathrooms, myself
It’s cheaper on Postmates