This is the moment that they’re going to point to in the history books when they say, “This is when that generation completely lost all credibility.”
I’m not going to lie, everyone. This is a low point for all of us. Being hungover is bad. Forcing yourself (and your partner) to wait in line at Walgreen’s with a stage-five hangover splitting Plan B over Venmo is worse. But you know you’ve completely given up when you’re lying in bed with Friends reruns playing thinking to yourself, “I’m so hungover that I think I have to Seamless this Plan B.”
For those of you who don’t know, Seamless is a courier app where you can pretty much order anything directly to your apartment. And as if it wasn’t stupid enough to buy Chipotle for $22 using the app, we’ve reached a new generational low now that they’ve added Plan B (yes, the emergency contraceptive) delivered to your place for the low price of $76.99.
Yes, chivalry is dead. And if it wasn’t already, this is the final “Jack, please remove your finger from that piece of wood from the Titanic” moment that killed it. A guy can’t even take the time to take an elevator down to the street where there’s probably a Walgreens within shouting distance to ensure he’s not going to have a kid. Not to sound super Donald Trump-y, but this is truly sad.
We’re at that point where a girl could possibly hear a knock on her door and think, “What’s that? I didn’t invite anyone over,” and it turns out to be a Seamless employee with Plan B that some dude ordered from a fucking bodega while sipping a goddamn flat white.
But that being said, anyone have any Seamless codes? You know, just in case. .
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