living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
As an accountant i can promise you on a monday we wouldnt give a shit. unless internal or external audit found some sketchy dealings or its quarter close. my fucks being like petty cash in that its all been used up on bullshit and i have yet to make a replenishing entry in awhile..
sup? plus if you decide to start a business guess who can do your books? And tax preparation is also included. Also instead of the lexus or tag heur I’ll take a home gym setup much like that of marky mark.
Dont wear shoes with leather sole in texas heat….JD feel bad for ya August and September the heat only gets worse. Though you havent discovered tubing down the guadalupe or san marcos river yet and all them T State girls. Hit up the hill country, hit up LBJ lake, hit some BBQ spots along the way. Pound some Lone Stars or Shiners and build a tolerance to country music cause theres not many women in texas that dont at least somewhat enjoy it.
wear fishing shirts. next time you stop off at a Bucee’s pick one up. I’m a hot mess but they do a pretty good job of not making you look like moist garbage. Columbia and GameGuard got some nice button up long and short sleeve shirts. Also JD hit up all the Raspa (snowcones for you yanks) stands. Some even have their liquor license and will chop the top off a coconut or pineapple and pour some kind of coconut rum mixture that’ll make ya feelin like J Buffet.
Eh its a 300+ year old fort/mission. Only thing left of it is the mission part but for it to around even after all that time and turmoil not bad. It wasnt a vast fortress really it was like maybe 3-ish acres in area. There are 3 other missions/forts around SA better maintained and more intact. Plus they built a D&B like one block over from it so thats cool.
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PGP: NSFW Temps banner that pops up when i go to a new column. Gotta be fast on the down scroll today.
or work in investment accounting
can’t*
and people like your boss are the reason you can open windows in office buildings
Didnt PGP do a column about how the crappiest day of the week isnt monday but tuesday?https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/power-ranking-the-days-of-the-week/
adding MKUltra reference…batting 1000 today nived
As an accountant i can promise you on a monday we wouldnt give a shit. unless internal or external audit found some sketchy dealings or its quarter close. my fucks being like petty cash in that its all been used up on bullshit and i have yet to make a replenishing entry in awhile..
sup? plus if you decide to start a business guess who can do your books? And tax preparation is also included. Also instead of the lexus or tag heur I’ll take a home gym setup much like that of marky mark.
I still havent figured how to use the 3 seashells…
Associate Accounting Professor married to a rich successful attractive lady doctor not one of the dream jobs? @Not2BrokeGirls I’m looking at you.
Dont wear shoes with leather sole in texas heat….JD feel bad for ya August and September the heat only gets worse. Though you havent discovered tubing down the guadalupe or san marcos river yet and all them T State girls. Hit up the hill country, hit up LBJ lake, hit some BBQ spots along the way. Pound some Lone Stars or Shiners and build a tolerance to country music cause theres not many women in texas that dont at least somewhat enjoy it.
HR Dept did too good a job brainwashing me
F em Nived you do you. “stay golden Ponyboy”
wear fishing shirts. next time you stop off at a Bucee’s pick one up. I’m a hot mess but they do a pretty good job of not making you look like moist garbage. Columbia and GameGuard got some nice button up long and short sleeve shirts. Also JD hit up all the Raspa (snowcones for you yanks) stands. Some even have their liquor license and will chop the top off a coconut or pineapple and pour some kind of coconut rum mixture that’ll make ya feelin like J Buffet.
or about “how nice those melons are”
so you’re going to be making more money?
Sup?
No Ludacris videos in your playlist?…..Thats ludicrous! Also toss in some Gorillaz too
True and better yet is introducing northerners to delight that is the breakfast taco
Forgot about the donkey shows Nived_Neirbo
Eh its a 300+ year old fort/mission. Only thing left of it is the mission part but for it to around even after all that time and turmoil not bad. It wasnt a vast fortress really it was like maybe 3-ish acres in area. There are 3 other missions/forts around SA better maintained and more intact. Plus they built a D&B like one block over from it so thats cool.