living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
I’m a fan of making the drunken mistake of putting 2 first class tickets and a weekend suite reservation at caesar’s and getting married by fat or skinny elvis at one of those wedding chapels in vegas. Take the best parts of the wedding: Drinking, BAMF buffets, drunken honeymoon boot knockin. Plus you still save a ton on the wedding so you can put down a nice payment on a house and can practice yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
Need to find myself a lady doctor or a high powered lawyer so i can trade in the corporate grind for the Mr. Mom status and training the kids to for that D1 level competition.
So if i still have to fork over 3-4 months salary on a ring does her dad, traditionally speaking, have to pay for the wedding? The guy is losing out double on a ring and a wedding to take that level 6 crazy off her dad’s hands and becoming his problem for the next 30-40ish years.
I blame A&M for like 80% of the shitstorm he turned into. School trick’d the guy out to get funding and buzz about the resurgence of the football program and how leaving the big 12 for the more competitive SEC was a bold and smart move.
Guessing this “liberal safe space” has all the free weed and contraceptives one would ever need? Internet itself is a safe space bruh there’s a reason people don’t troll in the real world as “savagely” as they do on here with the guise of anonymity and distance. So just don’t be a tool on here for the sake of being one regardless of your political affiliation.
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I’m a fan of making the drunken mistake of putting 2 first class tickets and a weekend suite reservation at caesar’s and getting married by fat or skinny elvis at one of those wedding chapels in vegas. Take the best parts of the wedding: Drinking, BAMF buffets, drunken honeymoon boot knockin. Plus you still save a ton on the wedding so you can put down a nice payment on a house and can practice yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
Sup? Should i stock up on 10 cases of Gatorade and a 40 lb bag of peanuts?
Need to find myself a lady doctor or a high powered lawyer so i can trade in the corporate grind for the Mr. Mom status and training the kids to for that D1 level competition.
So if i still have to fork over 3-4 months salary on a ring does her dad, traditionally speaking, have to pay for the wedding? The guy is losing out double on a ring and a wedding to take that level 6 crazy off her dad’s hands and becoming his problem for the next 30-40ish years.
@Crick Watson MD when we getting another Chronicle of The Night Shift?
Just let me find my old DBC and Yellowcard CD’s
Sup?
No Patty Melt, fries, and spicy ketchup from Whataburger? I’m even more disappointed.
Just toss in some Blue October and it’d been pumped AF. Sounds like a cool place.
so farting on dates in a PGPM? Well played there Chuck.
Ranked 1st for first cousin marriages
open bar at the wedding right?
Bruh, we need another Chronicle of The Night Shift!
Better than Green Point Mall. It’s not that bad of a mall i mean it does a have a Bass Pro in it so it can’t be that bad.
Her height means you could still have D-1 level offspring so you better send her a text.
I blame A&M for like 80% of the shitstorm he turned into. School trick’d the guy out to get funding and buzz about the resurgence of the football program and how leaving the big 12 for the more competitive SEC was a bold and smart move.
Guessing this “liberal safe space” has all the free weed and contraceptives one would ever need? Internet itself is a safe space bruh there’s a reason people don’t troll in the real world as “savagely” as they do on here with the guise of anonymity and distance. So just don’t be a tool on here for the sake of being one regardless of your political affiliation.
Have them both knife fight like in the video for Beat It
so is there a reddit on why Duda got canned?
Also what happened to Crick Wattson MD? I need another one of his Chronicles of The Nigh Shift