Starbucks runs through my veins and fuels my post-grad soul. Talk Ravens football with me and I’m all yours. You can find me keeping it casual in the DMV.
I’m the Joe Flacco of the dating world. I’m a franchise player who’s availability only opens up when food is involved (i.e. Mighty Wings ads = nice dates). Also, I’m highly dependable and I’m a winner.
#Eliteasfuck
In all honesty, who cares? I just love Joe Flacco.
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Don’t worry, I’ll get you a watch you’d be proud to show off.
I love how all the comments are from men. Touchy subject?
“This app is a hotbed for false advertising.”
Piques curiosity.
But let’s be honest, who actually pays attention to the tagline? The pictures are where it’s at.
T-Mobile?
That in itself is a #PGP.
I have never even heard of such a thing. I would be lost without your guidance.
It’s called a razor, Henry. Use it.
I thought I was reading Shakespeare at first… “Where art thou?”
Boo, you. I thought we were PGP friends. Maybe I’ll go be friends with that guy from Texas instead.
Thank you for Ticket Network. The prices are so much cheaper when compared to NFL Ticket Exchange. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think that’s better left for another column.
A little bite and nibble action never hurt anybody.
I second this. The Mailbag is the best part of PGP.
For once? Ha.
There are so many. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Hahaha. Oh, my.
I’m a whopping 4’10 1/2.
Do you look like Tom Terrific too?
You clearly missed my last sentence.
“In all honesty, who cares? I just love Joe Flacco.”
I could be his second wife. Love that man.
I’m the Joe Flacco of the dating world. I’m a franchise player who’s availability only opens up when food is involved (i.e. Mighty Wings ads = nice dates). Also, I’m highly dependable and I’m a winner.
#Eliteasfuck
In all honesty, who cares? I just love Joe Flacco.