Starbucks runs through my veins and fuels my post-grad soul. Talk Ravens football with me and I’m all yours. You can find me keeping it casual in the DMV.
Go for the Ravens – Ozzie Newsome is a wizard during the draft and finds players with the biggest chips on their shoulders to play and win games for a Championship caliber team, Flacco is very underrated and wins when it matters (11 TDs, 0 INTs during that SB run), Harbaugh is a great coach – missed the playoffs one season since ’08 and still came in at .500 that year, EVERYTHING CRAB obviously, you’ll only be a Marc train ride away for game days, Ravens play in the most physical division in football so Ravens-Steelers games are always a bloodbath, Baltimore hosts Seattle in December and it’s bound to be a great game (already have my tickets), and Baltimoreans genuinely love and support their team even during the darkest times. I’ll even buy you your first $8.75 BOH at The Bank. See you soon!
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Go for the Ravens – Ozzie Newsome is a wizard during the draft and finds players with the biggest chips on their shoulders to play and win games for a Championship caliber team, Flacco is very underrated and wins when it matters (11 TDs, 0 INTs during that SB run), Harbaugh is a great coach – missed the playoffs one season since ’08 and still came in at .500 that year, EVERYTHING CRAB obviously, you’ll only be a Marc train ride away for game days, Ravens play in the most physical division in football so Ravens-Steelers games are always a bloodbath, Baltimore hosts Seattle in December and it’s bound to be a great game (already have my tickets), and Baltimoreans genuinely love and support their team even during the darkest times. I’ll even buy you your first $8.75 BOH at The Bank. See you soon!
Hahaha. My thoughts exactly, Pepto.
Baltimore County and most counties surrounding Baltimore City actually voted in favor of Governor Larry Hogan (R). I would know. I did.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/politics/campaign-2014/bal-gubernatorial-race-map-2014-htmlstory.html
Bud Heavy cause ‘MERICA
RIGHT?! Sick, nasty.
Best thing ever. This is why you’re my favorite.
I meant ‘MERICA!!! Whoops?
This is probably the best thing I’ve read today. “MERICA!!!
Haha. I’m 24, born in ’89, and two years out of college. What can I say? I age well.
Taylor Swift would have been more appropriate, imo.
Amen. Preach, sister. Preach!
Or… nah.
I enjoyed this. Well done.
Ralph Waldo Emerson or Robert Frost? Take your pick.
Why the heck not? USA! USA!
Omg, haha. Dying.
Happy birthday! Enjoy 23! I’d buy you a drink for your special day but I don’t know who you are. Hope it’s fun though!
This is freaking depressing. Year 25 falls on a Wednesday this year. Hump day?
Hey Troy, you basically set the little girl up for a lifetime of “Daddy Issues,” ya douche.
The peanut butter cookies part is the most offensive. Deal breaker.
At least ask for double chocolate chip.
Bahahahaha. Brb, dying.