She’s pregnant. On purpose. PGP.

Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.

Threw up in an Uber. At 4 PM. On a Sunday. After Brunch. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

My office is located off I-85. In Atlanta. PGP.

Sprained my ankle getting off the bus. PGP.

My office started buying cheap toilet paper. PGP.

I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.

Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.