Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to stop you right there…” PGPM.

The post-4th sunburn. PGP.

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.