Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.
My afternoon has consisted of Excel and the repetitive IRS hold music. PGP.
The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.
“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.
Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.
Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.
Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.
The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.
Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.