NoYoureUnprofessional

I'm just a regular guy doing the best I can do.

Member Since 08/21/2014

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Everything That Went Through My Head Before I Proposed

My afternoon has consisted of Excel and the repetitive IRS hold music. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

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“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

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Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

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Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

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Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

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The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

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Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.

Post Grad Problems