You guys ever notice how most cities keep building high rise apartments and condos and office spaces along major arteries of road and rail lines yet not realizing that the infrastructure already can’t accommodate the population as is as trains and lanes are packed until past 10am, filled with people just trying to get to work and sign into their web based platforms/software? I can’t wait to get phased out by a neural network lol
1. Perform a cost benefit analysis of being alive
2. Join the Blockstack movement in order to preserve the freedom of how the internet was supposed to be
3. Research scram/ram jet technology (project black flight)
4. Write a column for this website for once instead of being a piece of liquid garbage
5. Remain humble in knowing that I’m the most prolific commenter on this website for all of eternity
6. Light the Federal Reserve on fire
7. Put out the flames with my piss
8. Laugh out loud
9. Stop making lists and go the fuck home from work
10. LOL
Just think, guys. If all you assholes didn’t throw away your bread butts throughout your whole lives, they could have been used to feed starving people so they could have the energy to work their way into a dead end cubicle job someday….or not, who knows lol
Nothing’s more of a buzz kill than realizing that the elites get drunk off the blood, tears, and sweat of us all as we’re trapped in a lust and greed filled hamster wheel of death that’s void of all meaning besides extraction of valuable time and resources as they go get drunk on real champagne and fuck each other on mescaline in their yachts and laugh and laugh and laugh at us all while robbing us blind from every conceivable angle and endpoint. However, I really enjoy my champaign dry, mmmmm yum lol
If you don’t wear a sock puppet with eyes and mouth on your hand like Mick Folley aka Mankind, then this fight is over before it began. It’s all about psychological watergate, Micah. Be the MK Ultra you wish to manipulate in this world because at the end of the day, that’s all there is. Manipulation…and mansplaining lol
The real reason why Millennials can’t afford houses is because foreign investors and development companies are swooping in on for sale properties, paying cash, well over asking price with no stipulations. Also, we can’t save money when we are in a generational debt bubble due to student loans while working our lives away to try and afford inflated rent values near urban areas to avoid commuting 3+ hours a day because our country’s infrastructure is held together by spit and duct tape and can’t accommodate population increases in high paying areas. Trying to save 20% for a down payment on a $600k house that needs restoration isn’t feasible unless you want to live In parts of the country where no one wants to live. This could all be prevented if people were allowed to work remotely because of this wonderful tool called the internet and it would also stimulate depressed parts of our economy where affordable housing is if people could keep their salary for their job but live in a cheaper area while helping struggling local businesses with that disposable income. I literally just solved our economic problems so if I get shot while running around my neighborhood in attempts to blow off uneeded stress of being alive in a greed filled wasteland, you know who did it…so yeah, since We can’t afford real things, why not buy good food to try and forget about all of these facts lol
That’s selfish because the only reason people attend weddings is to get drunk for free and look nice while doing it so it makes being blackout seem somewhat classy as an adult. If you think ppl came to you’re wedding because they are happy for you and want to see what Love looks like in person while being bored out of their minds, you are the reason why marriages have above a 50% failure rate lol
Alternative solution: douse yourself in gasoline, ride out the smoldering pain for a few drawn out minutes, and then never have to worry about waiting in lines, commuting to your dead end job, working at said job for 30 more years, paying taxes, trying to save money for retirement even though you’re not going to retire, paying for your 6th colonoscopy, paying for your other diseases, sitting alone in hospice care while looking out the window as the environment deteriorates around you, writing a will, trying to figure out who to pin your funeral expenses on with the least resistance, realizing that there is no god after you die lol
Guys the overarching/underlying message is to get into the illegal drug trade because trade is the only reason why an economy exists and everyone loves drugs, even when they hate drugs. Also, you’d be ripping a page out of the military industrial complex’s business operations boom which is why most drugs are still illegal. It’s not for public safety like they say. Instead, they don’t want you dilute their profits by having you figure out how profitable this shot actually is lol. Welcome to society
Diversity matters in the corporate workplace and in relationships and since America is a corporation instead of a country, having multiple different people is what drives innovation and fills quotas that avoid lawsuits. Also, exclusivity is only cool if you wait outside of a Supreme store for 12 hours just to get a $700 t-shirt to then resell to some idiot for $3,000 (for the culture), you get invited to a rich person’s orgy party, and my jokes that I obviously take a lot of time to write lol
Pam was an empty leech and Jim was an enabling host. She was like Pam cooking spray in the sense that she would lube up the pan (jim) as life heated up just so she could slide around freely without any friction. The whole idea of human existence should be to NOT be like anyone else that still works in any sort of office at all. People aren’t even themselves never mind anyone else….basically guys, we need less people lol
I think people should stop worrying about what people wear and start worrying about the important things in life like obtaining so much money that you have no other choice but to become a soulless, psychotic plutocrat so you can make real decisions in the shadows while you vacation 365 days a year and attend yacht parties with other soulless psychopaths that don’t wear any clothes because at the end of day, people are just tools to exploit in order to obtain your dreams without having to do anything lol
People wouldn’t ghost interviews if you paid them lavish amounts of money. It all comes down to price, folks. Plus most corporations operate by accumulating swaths of debt through lines of credit and VC funding while sacrificing revenue for growth and then try to worry about it later and then looks to sell themselves to the highest bidder. Society is just a collection of people whoring themselves and their time out, looking for the next best trick so play the game or live in nature and actually feel true happiness for once lol
in reference to Will’s article linked in this article about the Uber CEO email leak where he speaks about the importance of the #9 and how it should not be discussed externally….in Chinese, 9 symbolizes eternity or long lasting. This is a great way to be cryptically corny as a tech company in order to breed a culture of koolaid drinking under the guidance of the “Making the world a better place” idea…More importantly, 9 in Masonic/Occult numerology is the numerical value of the all seeing Eye of Province that is symbolized on the $1 bill. This aligns more to the truth of what Uber actually represents when you realize that they aren’t a ride share service, instead, they are a massive data mining operation cleverly masked behind giving drunk people rides to their houses for money while opening up ad inventory in their app to make revenue. just wait until they collect enough of the data on drunk people and sell it to health insurance companies in order to increase costs on alcohol related disease treatments/drugs lol
Can confirm. Also, we started saying “Suck it Felger” a bunch of times and they recorded it and use it as a sound bite for the Felger and Mazz radio show when Felger gets a prediction wrong lol
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You guys ever notice how most cities keep building high rise apartments and condos and office spaces along major arteries of road and rail lines yet not realizing that the infrastructure already can’t accommodate the population as is as trains and lanes are packed until past 10am, filled with people just trying to get to work and sign into their web based platforms/software? I can’t wait to get phased out by a neural network lol
1. Perform a cost benefit analysis of being alive
2. Join the Blockstack movement in order to preserve the freedom of how the internet was supposed to be
3. Research scram/ram jet technology (project black flight)
4. Write a column for this website for once instead of being a piece of liquid garbage
5. Remain humble in knowing that I’m the most prolific commenter on this website for all of eternity
6. Light the Federal Reserve on fire
7. Put out the flames with my piss
8. Laugh out loud
9. Stop making lists and go the fuck home from work
10. LOL
Just think, guys. If all you assholes didn’t throw away your bread butts throughout your whole lives, they could have been used to feed starving people so they could have the energy to work their way into a dead end cubicle job someday….or not, who knows lol
Nothing’s more of a buzz kill than realizing that the elites get drunk off the blood, tears, and sweat of us all as we’re trapped in a lust and greed filled hamster wheel of death that’s void of all meaning besides extraction of valuable time and resources as they go get drunk on real champagne and fuck each other on mescaline in their yachts and laugh and laugh and laugh at us all while robbing us blind from every conceivable angle and endpoint. However, I really enjoy my champaign dry, mmmmm yum lol
If you don’t wear a sock puppet with eyes and mouth on your hand like Mick Folley aka Mankind, then this fight is over before it began. It’s all about psychological watergate, Micah. Be the MK Ultra you wish to manipulate in this world because at the end of the day, that’s all there is. Manipulation…and mansplaining lol
The real reason why Millennials can’t afford houses is because foreign investors and development companies are swooping in on for sale properties, paying cash, well over asking price with no stipulations. Also, we can’t save money when we are in a generational debt bubble due to student loans while working our lives away to try and afford inflated rent values near urban areas to avoid commuting 3+ hours a day because our country’s infrastructure is held together by spit and duct tape and can’t accommodate population increases in high paying areas. Trying to save 20% for a down payment on a $600k house that needs restoration isn’t feasible unless you want to live In parts of the country where no one wants to live. This could all be prevented if people were allowed to work remotely because of this wonderful tool called the internet and it would also stimulate depressed parts of our economy where affordable housing is if people could keep their salary for their job but live in a cheaper area while helping struggling local businesses with that disposable income. I literally just solved our economic problems so if I get shot while running around my neighborhood in attempts to blow off uneeded stress of being alive in a greed filled wasteland, you know who did it…so yeah, since We can’t afford real things, why not buy good food to try and forget about all of these facts lol
That’s selfish because the only reason people attend weddings is to get drunk for free and look nice while doing it so it makes being blackout seem somewhat classy as an adult. If you think ppl came to you’re wedding because they are happy for you and want to see what Love looks like in person while being bored out of their minds, you are the reason why marriages have above a 50% failure rate lol
Alternative solution: douse yourself in gasoline, ride out the smoldering pain for a few drawn out minutes, and then never have to worry about waiting in lines, commuting to your dead end job, working at said job for 30 more years, paying taxes, trying to save money for retirement even though you’re not going to retire, paying for your 6th colonoscopy, paying for your other diseases, sitting alone in hospice care while looking out the window as the environment deteriorates around you, writing a will, trying to figure out who to pin your funeral expenses on with the least resistance, realizing that there is no god after you die lol
Guys the overarching/underlying message is to get into the illegal drug trade because trade is the only reason why an economy exists and everyone loves drugs, even when they hate drugs. Also, you’d be ripping a page out of the military industrial complex’s business operations boom which is why most drugs are still illegal. It’s not for public safety like they say. Instead, they don’t want you dilute their profits by having you figure out how profitable this shot actually is lol. Welcome to society
Diversity matters in the corporate workplace and in relationships and since America is a corporation instead of a country, having multiple different people is what drives innovation and fills quotas that avoid lawsuits. Also, exclusivity is only cool if you wait outside of a Supreme store for 12 hours just to get a $700 t-shirt to then resell to some idiot for $3,000 (for the culture), you get invited to a rich person’s orgy party, and my jokes that I obviously take a lot of time to write lol
No idea how my comment appended to yours so I am sorry. Also, you’re welcome lol
Pam was an empty leech and Jim was an enabling host. She was like Pam cooking spray in the sense that she would lube up the pan (jim) as life heated up just so she could slide around freely without any friction. The whole idea of human existence should be to NOT be like anyone else that still works in any sort of office at all. People aren’t even themselves never mind anyone else….basically guys, we need less people lol
I think people should stop worrying about what people wear and start worrying about the important things in life like obtaining so much money that you have no other choice but to become a soulless, psychotic plutocrat so you can make real decisions in the shadows while you vacation 365 days a year and attend yacht parties with other soulless psychopaths that don’t wear any clothes because at the end of day, people are just tools to exploit in order to obtain your dreams without having to do anything lol
Handwritten note knifed to your front door and written in crayon “I kidnapped your Xbox….and the wireless controller”
People wouldn’t ghost interviews if you paid them lavish amounts of money. It all comes down to price, folks. Plus most corporations operate by accumulating swaths of debt through lines of credit and VC funding while sacrificing revenue for growth and then try to worry about it later and then looks to sell themselves to the highest bidder. Society is just a collection of people whoring themselves and their time out, looking for the next best trick so play the game or live in nature and actually feel true happiness for once lol
Toast is a startup making this ERP ecosystem
Eh, what is Love anyway nowadays? It’s basically a mask thrown over dollar signs and crippling fear of loneliness lol
Pull out, channel your inner Jackson Pollock, profit
in reference to Will’s article linked in this article about the Uber CEO email leak where he speaks about the importance of the #9 and how it should not be discussed externally….in Chinese, 9 symbolizes eternity or long lasting. This is a great way to be cryptically corny as a tech company in order to breed a culture of koolaid drinking under the guidance of the “Making the world a better place” idea…More importantly, 9 in Masonic/Occult numerology is the numerical value of the all seeing Eye of Province that is symbolized on the $1 bill. This aligns more to the truth of what Uber actually represents when you realize that they aren’t a ride share service, instead, they are a massive data mining operation cleverly masked behind giving drunk people rides to their houses for money while opening up ad inventory in their app to make revenue. just wait until they collect enough of the data on drunk people and sell it to health insurance companies in order to increase costs on alcohol related disease treatments/drugs lol
Can confirm. Also, we started saying “Suck it Felger” a bunch of times and they recorded it and use it as a sound bite for the Felger and Mazz radio show when Felger gets a prediction wrong lol