Tonight, I’ll be getting some real tacos at this sweet Mexican joint and drinking vodka bubble waters. Tomorrow, gotta shoot some product photos for the app I’m helping build, then gonna chill until I figure out how to automate my entire life so I’m not needed absolutely anywhere except where I want to be. Sunday, I’m going to wear my hot sauce stained Sunday Scaries shirt and walk around drunk after I get brunch at the local convenience store next to my house and then weep because work is coming again
No, no, just invest in US concrete. China consumes 60% of the world’s concrete and they buy it from us. It’s absolutely pure Capitalism without any feelings or side taking
You know who else loved dinner parties? Jesus, and look what happened to him….it’s all because I wasn’t there to bring my delicious spiced guacamole. That shit would have changed the course of humanity or whatever this is
It’s a psy ops tactic to cause rifts in newly forming relationships after men realize their lady poops before a serious relationship starts thus lowering the probability of reproduction. It’s mental birth control lol
Drape a Chinese flag over your desk as you eat General Tso’s chicken and then have the US debt to China ticker live streaming on your screens behind you
Guys, everyone should be on birth control/sterilized. I live 3.5 miles away from my office and it took an hour and 10 minutes to get there because of normal everyday traffic. There’s too many god damn people on this planet. Don’t ask me why I drove to my office today, yes I was being lazy and selfish but is it as selfish as adding another future commuting office worker to grid lock just to make wealthy people even more wealthy? ;(
You’re right. It’s about the implication and the aura of soccer’s reputation around here particularly in the comments in the past and under this column
“Wait, so you’re telling me I can make wayyy more money than most other professional sports athletes, receive global fame outside of the US, and not have to fuck up my body that will leave me crippled and borderline retarded later in life and all I have to do is be able to handle being called a pussy for the length of my career after the insult has been overplayed already?….yeah I’ll have me some if that all day”
The 8th photos/videos can usually be found circulating the inter webs posted by a loser ex-boyfriend as a means of payback instead of him facing the truth that he leads a shitty life lol
Well, I didn’t want to give away all the CIA psy-ops experiments. Now the cat’s out of the bag. God damnit, now what are we gonna do that the world’s greatest secret is out. They want you to think the biggest secret was aliens but it’s a scam, we’re the aliens and the polar bears are congregating in Antarctica to take over their planet. Why do you think it’s literally illegal to go to Antarctica? It’s obv because the polar bears are getting technological help from the outer dimensional entities as well as the Nazis who have had a secret base there since WWII. Everyone needs to kill all the seals in order to distract the polar bears and to distract the Great Whites who the polar bears have signed a war treaty with to form the Animal Axis
Let’s take the Babystroller people and multiply that to a cosmic level: you’re putting your kid in harms way just by creating it and letting it run around on this planet. Right now this place is a shit hole filled with other assholes. Society is crumbling, the planet is fighting back with climate change and it will shake us off like a bad case of fleas, your kid isn’t going to get truly educated because the education system is put there to spit out another ignorant worker, only a small % actually succeed and the rest just show up and are “happy to be there”. Money is god, why do you think it’s printed and minted in every piece of currency and why the church always wants money from people who are already poor even though they don’t pay taxes. Bottom line, maybe just don’t have the kid and take a couple more vacations per year for the rest of your life and enjoy some shit before it all burns to the ground. Don’t worry, nothing is that important, including yourself and everyone you know…..okay, in going to go get my morning coffee, sorry! lol
The Architects are always the best people to befriend. They design and create everything that the dumbasses in the front of the house try to take credit for yet can’t explain on an intelligent level. It’s like the Matrix but real life….or is it? Trick question, nothing is real guys lmao
You ever just do the lay down piss and forget about the consequences because what’s the point of getting up everyday just to work hard in order to lose money and valuable time lol
It’s a great investment opportunity for women. They invest their time and effort of running a household and when the value of their house goes up, it’s time to cash out and get that divorce settlement that always favors women from a monetary and asset standpoint. Imagine what it would be like if women could have multiple husbands/divorce settlements? It would upset the balance of power that has been designed for men, by men. kinda like FUBU but higher quality, more advanced, and not shitty lol
Hey, come on. I’m pretty positive when you strip away the jokes, dark sarcasm, and satire. I mean, the shit I say can come off as negative but it’s to help people realize how fucked up everything else is
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I got a fucking huge mason jar cold brew coffee maker thing and now my societal class rank has skyrocketed to Lower Middle Class
Tonight, I’ll be getting some real tacos at this sweet Mexican joint and drinking vodka bubble waters. Tomorrow, gotta shoot some product photos for the app I’m helping build, then gonna chill until I figure out how to automate my entire life so I’m not needed absolutely anywhere except where I want to be. Sunday, I’m going to wear my hot sauce stained Sunday Scaries shirt and walk around drunk after I get brunch at the local convenience store next to my house and then weep because work is coming again
No, no, just invest in US concrete. China consumes 60% of the world’s concrete and they buy it from us. It’s absolutely pure Capitalism without any feelings or side taking
You know who else loved dinner parties? Jesus, and look what happened to him….it’s all because I wasn’t there to bring my delicious spiced guacamole. That shit would have changed the course of humanity or whatever this is
It’s a psy ops tactic to cause rifts in newly forming relationships after men realize their lady poops before a serious relationship starts thus lowering the probability of reproduction. It’s mental birth control lol
Drape a Chinese flag over your desk as you eat General Tso’s chicken and then have the US debt to China ticker live streaming on your screens behind you
Guys, everyone should be on birth control/sterilized. I live 3.5 miles away from my office and it took an hour and 10 minutes to get there because of normal everyday traffic. There’s too many god damn people on this planet. Don’t ask me why I drove to my office today, yes I was being lazy and selfish but is it as selfish as adding another future commuting office worker to grid lock just to make wealthy people even more wealthy? ;(
I know dude, that’s the whole point to all of this. Stay woke and whatnot
You’re right. It’s about the implication and the aura of soccer’s reputation around here particularly in the comments in the past and under this column
“Wait, so you’re telling me I can make wayyy more money than most other professional sports athletes, receive global fame outside of the US, and not have to fuck up my body that will leave me crippled and borderline retarded later in life and all I have to do is be able to handle being called a pussy for the length of my career after the insult has been overplayed already?….yeah I’ll have me some if that all day”
The 8th photos/videos can usually be found circulating the inter webs posted by a loser ex-boyfriend as a means of payback instead of him facing the truth that he leads a shitty life lol
Well, I didn’t want to give away all the CIA psy-ops experiments. Now the cat’s out of the bag. God damnit, now what are we gonna do that the world’s greatest secret is out. They want you to think the biggest secret was aliens but it’s a scam, we’re the aliens and the polar bears are congregating in Antarctica to take over their planet. Why do you think it’s literally illegal to go to Antarctica? It’s obv because the polar bears are getting technological help from the outer dimensional entities as well as the Nazis who have had a secret base there since WWII. Everyone needs to kill all the seals in order to distract the polar bears and to distract the Great Whites who the polar bears have signed a war treaty with to form the Animal Axis
Let’s take the Babystroller people and multiply that to a cosmic level: you’re putting your kid in harms way just by creating it and letting it run around on this planet. Right now this place is a shit hole filled with other assholes. Society is crumbling, the planet is fighting back with climate change and it will shake us off like a bad case of fleas, your kid isn’t going to get truly educated because the education system is put there to spit out another ignorant worker, only a small % actually succeed and the rest just show up and are “happy to be there”. Money is god, why do you think it’s printed and minted in every piece of currency and why the church always wants money from people who are already poor even though they don’t pay taxes. Bottom line, maybe just don’t have the kid and take a couple more vacations per year for the rest of your life and enjoy some shit before it all burns to the ground. Don’t worry, nothing is that important, including yourself and everyone you know…..okay, in going to go get my morning coffee, sorry! lol
The Architects are always the best people to befriend. They design and create everything that the dumbasses in the front of the house try to take credit for yet can’t explain on an intelligent level. It’s like the Matrix but real life….or is it? Trick question, nothing is real guys lmao
Squaaaa….If this is the case, I’ve def been out on a government kill list now. Word
Guys, when is the pivot to video happening? I mean holy shittttttttt words are so dumb
Walton, we’re friends on Twitter and that’s as real as friendship gets these days, homie
You ever just do the lay down piss and forget about the consequences because what’s the point of getting up everyday just to work hard in order to lose money and valuable time lol
It’s a great investment opportunity for women. They invest their time and effort of running a household and when the value of their house goes up, it’s time to cash out and get that divorce settlement that always favors women from a monetary and asset standpoint. Imagine what it would be like if women could have multiple husbands/divorce settlements? It would upset the balance of power that has been designed for men, by men. kinda like FUBU but higher quality, more advanced, and not shitty lol
Hey, come on. I’m pretty positive when you strip away the jokes, dark sarcasm, and satire. I mean, the shit I say can come off as negative but it’s to help people realize how fucked up everything else is