Hunter S. Thomson was and is still the embodiment of everything that America used to stand for.
Now we have corporate sponsored political correctness and Starbucks.
The only think pieces we get now are from morons on TV who claim to be journalists that sit behind a desk but somehow have credibility and cultural knowledge because they rode economy class overseas at one point in their lives.
It’s a lot like that time when that super lonely and self conscious pharmaceutical CEO who looks like a bat that just got woken up abruptly from hibernation inexplicably raised the price of an AIDS drug by 5000% overnight which actually caused damage to people’s lives. But it’s ok Meghan, just take PT next time instead of complaining about an Uber surge, I’m sure your problems are super important and stuff but that’s none of my business…
If I won the Powerball I’d buy a really nice suit with long coat tails, a top hat, a monacle, and a cane and I’d walk around my city handing out little riddles to people that lead to lump sums of money buried in the woods. Then I’d hire some Native Americans to defend those lump sums of cash just to throw in a curveball. I’d then have it aired on Pay Per View and then have the proceeds go to people who actually need money, like sick people. Then I’d probably buy a private jet and a house or something.
It only gets worse when you play in college especially at the Division One level. The kids on my team were basically Hamptons inheritors or sons of Wall Street guys. Then there was me the sole kid from Boston who chilled with the Canadian kids who had normal/non-pretentious human names.
“She’s engaged and doing well now” sounds terrible for the dog, can you imagine listening to endless conversations about nothing and being neglected alone while they go on trips to Pier One Imports together to get napkin rings to try and make up for the fact that the place they live in is a glorified shit box. You must go there and save your friend. Watch Homeward Bound the movie to get inspired man!
There’s never a shortness of vapid around these types of things. It’s always good to spice things up by handing out business cards of other people who aren’t even there to cause mass confusion during the rigidly fake follow up phase days later via email all while completely removing yourself from the situation beforehand. Its all about the free food and drinks and the Irish goodbye because no one’s ever found a dream job from one of these things.
What teachers don’t seem to realize is that education is usually the first to get cut in this country. The obvious choice these days is to invest in the private prison industry and the weapons manufacturing/defense contractors because profit over pedagogy. (Don’t take this too seriously)
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Hunter S. Thomson was and is still the embodiment of everything that America used to stand for.
Now we have corporate sponsored political correctness and Starbucks.
The only think pieces we get now are from morons on TV who claim to be journalists that sit behind a desk but somehow have credibility and cultural knowledge because they rode economy class overseas at one point in their lives.
It’s a lot like that time when that super lonely and self conscious pharmaceutical CEO who looks like a bat that just got woken up abruptly from hibernation inexplicably raised the price of an AIDS drug by 5000% overnight which actually caused damage to people’s lives. But it’s ok Meghan, just take PT next time instead of complaining about an Uber surge, I’m sure your problems are super important and stuff but that’s none of my business…
The word savage is a racist term used to describe Native Americans. So watch your mouth.
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If I won the Powerball I’d buy a really nice suit with long coat tails, a top hat, a monacle, and a cane and I’d walk around my city handing out little riddles to people that lead to lump sums of money buried in the woods. Then I’d hire some Native Americans to defend those lump sums of cash just to throw in a curveball. I’d then have it aired on Pay Per View and then have the proceeds go to people who actually need money, like sick people. Then I’d probably buy a private jet and a house or something.
It only gets worse when you play in college especially at the Division One level. The kids on my team were basically Hamptons inheritors or sons of Wall Street guys. Then there was me the sole kid from Boston who chilled with the Canadian kids who had normal/non-pretentious human names.
When you sign the checks, you can put your pen wherever you want
Says the guy who pays these millenials millions of dollars to play a game. He might want to get some perspective on the term set back
“She’s engaged and doing well now” sounds terrible for the dog, can you imagine listening to endless conversations about nothing and being neglected alone while they go on trips to Pier One Imports together to get napkin rings to try and make up for the fact that the place they live in is a glorified shit box. You must go there and save your friend. Watch Homeward Bound the movie to get inspired man!
There’s never a shortness of vapid around these types of things. It’s always good to spice things up by handing out business cards of other people who aren’t even there to cause mass confusion during the rigidly fake follow up phase days later via email all while completely removing yourself from the situation beforehand. Its all about the free food and drinks and the Irish goodbye because no one’s ever found a dream job from one of these things.
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100% agree with you. The last thing any industry or company or country needs is more “middle” managers
What teachers don’t seem to realize is that education is usually the first to get cut in this country. The obvious choice these days is to invest in the private prison industry and the weapons manufacturing/defense contractors because profit over pedagogy. (Don’t take this too seriously)
The real goal is to find a job where you can work from home and then take this column title’s advice.