Judging people by which email salutation they use.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

Just as Young Jeezy would say, I need a vacation. PGP.

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

I’m a piece of shit. PGP.

Pants comin’ off, on a Tuesday. Box of wine and a Redbox Movie. PGP.

I’m a little too hyped up about the new headlights I bought for my car. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.