My boss just started watching Breaking Bad, and now he wants to talk to me about it every single day. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

“Sort by price: low – high”

Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

Actually starting to enjoy classic jazz.#PGP