I deleted mine a few months ago. Honestly once you can’t see what old “friends” are doing anymore you’ll realize you never actually gave a shit anyway.
Lately I can’t stop myself from dreaming about a typical boring day at the office. I wake up feeling like I just worked a full day only to realize that I have to actually do it now before I can go to bed and dream about it again.
“The only way to feel like you’re truly on the up and up is to continue adding to your dosage. You search everywhere for that high you felt the first time you tried it. It’s a mystical chase for a dragon that you’re never going to catch.”
Kinda like after you first try some choice nose candy. It’s just never the same again.
Tried it in college a few times: Lighter and bowl placed delicately on the sink outside the shower, reach out, dry hand with towel, light bowl, inhale, repeat.
I like to do as much as I possibly can in the shower: pee, brush my teeth, shave, drink beers, have sex (if the opportunity presents itself of course). Similar to smoking weed, the shower just makes any activity a little more enjoyable.
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I deleted mine a few months ago. Honestly once you can’t see what old “friends” are doing anymore you’ll realize you never actually gave a shit anyway.
At least it’s relevant this time
Clearly a test by him. Gotta respect the move
So I officially have the least happy job. That explains a lot.
Lately I can’t stop myself from dreaming about a typical boring day at the office. I wake up feeling like I just worked a full day only to realize that I have to actually do it now before I can go to bed and dream about it again.
I sometimes use a bowl because all my plates are dirty and I don’t want to run the dishwasher = foodie
Maybe sit the next couple plays out Uggla
Currently engaged and just realized I fall into this so called “sweet spot”. Might have to call it off.
Came here to say this
Waking up one day realizing you’ll never get to live like that again. PGP
“The only way to feel like you’re truly on the up and up is to continue adding to your dosage. You search everywhere for that high you felt the first time you tried it. It’s a mystical chase for a dragon that you’re never going to catch.”
Kinda like after you first try some choice nose candy. It’s just never the same again.
I had the best tasting brunch of my life Saturday but I didn’t Instagram it, so did it really happen?
Tried it in college a few times: Lighter and bowl placed delicately on the sink outside the shower, reach out, dry hand with towel, light bowl, inhale, repeat.
I like to do as much as I possibly can in the shower: pee, brush my teeth, shave, drink beers, have sex (if the opportunity presents itself of course). Similar to smoking weed, the shower just makes any activity a little more enjoyable.
Must’ve done this no less than 1000 times. You are on point my friend
Or taking an uber to your car and finding a parking ticket on the windshield
I’m 100% sure that significantly less than 58% of us graduated without student loan debt
Oh that’s a fact. First to get married, first to get divorced.
My girlfriend’s best friend just got engaged after 9 months. We’ve been dating 5 years. This hits dangerously close to home.
I would punch myself in the face Jim Carey style of I ever spent $27,000 on a bottle of champagne.