First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

I took my adderall too late. PCP

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.