My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.
If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.
Couldn’t go to the Catalina Wine Mixer because of work. PGP.
Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP
“Catch the game last night?” PGP.
I’m so pumped Colbert is back.
I got a Kroger’s card because why not. PGP.
Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP
The Cubicle Bod. PGP.
Puns are the only things that can make trips to Ikea enjoyable. That and swedish meatballs.