No one takes me seriously. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones is like the end of the world. PGP.

All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I’m married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Having a destination wedding after all of your friend’s pissed you off. PGP.

I can’t handle following Miley Cyrus on Instgram.

Showing an “old dog new tricks”. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP