My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k
Having a mini-stroke every time an email from the bank shows up in my inbox. PGP
Oliver and Company was my shit as a little kid.
Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.
Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.
My coworkers children are having children. PGP.
I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.
Closing Time came on my 90s playlist…at 2:30… PGP