My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.