“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.
27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP
I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP
I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP
Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.
I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP
Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP
Vince is killing it.
Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.
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