My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

Booking a vacation over a year out, so I can save enough to pay for it. PGP.

Went up another survey age bracket.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP