I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

I don’t care about your kids.

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

“How was your weekend?” PGP.

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.

“You were such a loyal supporter of the fraternity as an undergrad, would you consider making a recurring donation now that you’re an alumni?”

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.