I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP
Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.
Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway
We all just got laid off.
Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.
People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP
Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP
“Can you check this for me?” PGP.
Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out