Being THAT alumni. PGP.

Homecoming 2015: Drank on a empty stomach. Got hit by a car. No injuries. PGPM.

Sale on lean cuisines. Boom!

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

The guy that hovers at your desk in silence waiting for you to start a conversation. PGP

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.