1. Buy yourself a pair of nice ski boots even if you don’t go skiing more than once a year. They last forever and your feet will thank you.
2. Seeing as you only spent one and a half paragraphs talking about the actual act of skiing and the rest about how it’s cold and expensive, you definitely are the friend forced to come along even though you have no clue what you’re doing.
That’s the problem with Kingsman though. The more slow paced parts of the Bond movies are what make the actions sequences so exciting. Except for Pierce Brosnan Bonds, those are just trash.
You single handedly made my slightly still drunk morning at work better with that Jenny McCarthy line. She’s trash and is going to get us all killed bubonic plague style.
Instagram guy: Sucks that you just blew some cash on that romantic weekend, but you know what to do. Grab this one by the horns and have fun being single.
not related, but also a gigantic red flag that her friends are each bringing up an ex the first time meeting their “bestfriend’s” new guy. What type of trash people do that?
Not once have I ever had a girl I was romantically involved with go on a girls night out and not had her text/invite me eventually. There’s always one girl who inevitably pisses the group off and causes the chain reaction of female booty calls. It’s science
During the winter holidays, I always go with apple cinnamon to try and trick people into thinking I’m not the heartless, trash person I am. All other times fresh linen is the way to go.
Just be open about how you feel. No ones going to ostracize you from their life over some typical romantic feelings and if they do, fuck em’. They probably didn’t care too much about you in the first place.
I still can’t understand the thought process behind the post-hunting shots showing the dead game. I don’t think any potential lady friend is going to need you to hunt to put food on the table. Seems like too big of a gamble for the profile unless your in boonies
Fish pics are just the guy version of a girls bikini pics. Everyone knows you knew exactly what you were doing when you put it on your profile, but it gets the job done.
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Carly should have just Old Yeller’d him behind the apartment building after the sex to save the women of the world and himself some embarrassment
If I remember right, which there’s a high chance I’m wrong, Megan brought Girl’s ex to the last birthday dinner or something like that.
1. Buy yourself a pair of nice ski boots even if you don’t go skiing more than once a year. They last forever and your feet will thank you.
2. Seeing as you only spent one and a half paragraphs talking about the actual act of skiing and the rest about how it’s cold and expensive, you definitely are the friend forced to come along even though you have no clue what you’re doing.
That’s the problem with Kingsman though. The more slow paced parts of the Bond movies are what make the actions sequences so exciting. Except for Pierce Brosnan Bonds, those are just trash.
Being from Atlanta I hate to say it but Brady’s like Jesus Christ’s cousin or something.
You single handedly made my slightly still drunk morning at work better with that Jenny McCarthy line. She’s trash and is going to get us all killed bubonic plague style.
What about as a quail?
As much I want to put the toilet seat up and down every time, I’ve just focused on becoming a straight shooter if you get the gist.
Instagram guy: Sucks that you just blew some cash on that romantic weekend, but you know what to do. Grab this one by the horns and have fun being single.
not related, but also a gigantic red flag that her friends are each bringing up an ex the first time meeting their “bestfriend’s” new guy. What type of trash people do that?
Not once have I ever had a girl I was romantically involved with go on a girls night out and not had her text/invite me eventually. There’s always one girl who inevitably pisses the group off and causes the chain reaction of female booty calls. It’s science
During the winter holidays, I always go with apple cinnamon to try and trick people into thinking I’m not the heartless, trash person I am. All other times fresh linen is the way to go.
Is it weird to be slightly turned on by a fictional character?
Reading the post-proposal tgdag must be what it feels like for a crack addict to come down after a big hit.
Or your mugshot.
as trash as juul’s make you look, damn do they work in getting you off the cig train
Thin Mints as a light dessert after a meal? Thin Mints are the meal if you’re doing it right
Just be open about how you feel. No ones going to ostracize you from their life over some typical romantic feelings and if they do, fuck em’. They probably didn’t care too much about you in the first place.
I still can’t understand the thought process behind the post-hunting shots showing the dead game. I don’t think any potential lady friend is going to need you to hunt to put food on the table. Seems like too big of a gamble for the profile unless your in boonies
Fish pics are just the guy version of a girls bikini pics. Everyone knows you knew exactly what you were doing when you put it on your profile, but it gets the job done.