Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

I need a new LinkedIn picture. PGP

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

Emails marked “High Importance”

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

Shopping the Back-To-School section for office supplies. PGP.

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP