I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

Mint auto-categorized Uber to Alcohol & Bars. #PGP

I started labeling my refridgerated food with our CEO’s name. PGPowerMove.

I don’t always get a free lunch at work. But when I do, I eat until I hate myself.

Got caught pressing the door close button on the elevator. PGP

I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

Tis the season of out of office replies. PGP.

I always check my “sent” folder to make sure I sent the email to the right person. PGP.