My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

“Are you busy?” PGP.

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.

Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.

My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.