As a Brewers fan, I dislike Jeff Suppan with a passion.
5 years back, my friends and I walked into a sports bar called Soup’s. Right at the entrance was a big-ass Jeff Suppan bobble head. So my initial reaction is:
Me: Why would anyone want a Jeff Suppan bobble head? He sucks!
If I had a girlfriend who updated Facebook every two hours and tagged me in EVERYTHING, I would find the nearest cliff and hurl my body right off it. These people are the absolute worst.
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Bonus points for posting this early in the AM every week.
Madison is awesome minus the whole winter thing.
My dog sheds like a mofo and he smells. No way he is getting in the bed.
Holiday weddings are the worst.
Also, why are Friday weddings a thing now?
I’ll open up a can of whoop ass on you. And that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
Let’s discuss this offline.
As a Brewers fan, I dislike Jeff Suppan with a passion.
5 years back, my friends and I walked into a sports bar called Soup’s. Right at the entrance was a big-ass Jeff Suppan bobble head. So my initial reaction is:
Me: Why would anyone want a Jeff Suppan bobble head? He sucks!
Restaurant Manager: Well, it is his bar.
Me: Oh, Soup’s…
My folks do, too. They don’t trust an email address you don’t have to pay for…
AKA his real life brother, Fred.
You would think A-Rod could afford a PJ by now…
LOL soccer…
They’ll all get a nice slap on the wrist for wasting my tax dollars.
#stop #unnecessary #hashtagging
Not sure if the real Tucker Max or….
I sat next to a Top 40 radio enthusiast at my previous job. I shit you not, I heard the same Taylor Swift song 7 times in one day.
I want this job. So bad.
I had to look up FOMO to see what it means. #PGP
Half day Friday’s are a must. Make it happen, Trump.
If I had a girlfriend who updated Facebook every two hours and tagged me in EVERYTHING, I would find the nearest cliff and hurl my body right off it. These people are the absolute worst.
Please tell me you are doing this for Bachelor in Paradise.