Wait, are you this fucking stupid? People who ride a bike OFTEN own a car as well. But, if they ride more than they drive…they’re paying MORE for roads than you. You fucking dummy.
It is statistically proven that cyclists pay FAR MORE than motorists. We still pay taxes, we still pay for roads. And guess what? Our tires chew up roads far less, so again, we pay MORE than our share.
No wonder things are fucked up when we have someone as stupid as you working for the government.
You’re going to live to see the day when the “share the road” signs are replaced by Cyclists May Take Full Lane. So get ready for that. It’s been proven that STR signs make cyclists less safe. Have fun!
See below, Mel. Gotta love how much you guys get hard over dudes who don’t give a fuck…and you can’t seem to wrap your stylized hair around the fact that I don’t give a fuck about what a bunch of assholes on the internet think of my comments and opinions.
I hated most frat dudes in college because they’re so fucking scared of being different and not fitting in with the herd. Just scared little dudes. Most of you are now going through life the same way.
It means nothing to me that some strangers on the internet disagree with my opinion or, god forbid, don’t like me. Have a good weekend, bud.
Wait…isn’t every third article about some guy you all want to blow because he Doesn’t Give a Fuck? If you haven’t notice, I don’t give a fuck if a bunch of fucking dipshit former frat dudes like me. I have my own opinions and really don’t care what the fuck some white male strangers on the internet think of me.
So “shred” away, really don’t care what the fuck you think of me or my comments. I’m quite happy with my life and who I am. Thanks, bud!
Why would it, RRR? If angry, bitter Nick enjoys going through life as an asshole, why do I care?
A few things, Nicko. Cyclists wear Lycra, not spandex. You fucking idiot. Looks like you golf. Do you wear a fucking baseball uniform to go golfing? So why in the fuck wouldn’t I be in cycling clothing if I’m going out to ride for six hours? Also, I commute to work daily. I wear a fucking polo shirt and shorts and sneakers. When I go out to ride for six hours or race…guess what? I wear Lycra.
Also, you live in Chicago, eh? The next time you’re sitting in traffic hating your life, look at that happy cyclist going by. It could be you, but I doubt you have the nerve to do something that might not be mainstream or isn’t about being a selfish asshole. Most people in a city shouldn’t need a car. I haven’t driven on a regular basis in over a decade. You can thank me for not putting all that fucking pollution in the atmosphere. Oh, and roll down your window and thank that cyclist; they’re causing less traffic for you to sit in, fuckface.
Have you ever traveled? Belgium, France, Germany, the Netherlands…MILLIONS of well-dressed, well educated professionals riding a bike to work. As with many things, just one more way the U.S. is so fucking far behind other developed nations.
And guess what? U.S. cities are growing increasingly dense at a fast rate. Because assholes like you move into them. People will increasingly choose not to drive and there will also be more cyclists. And…have you seen those zany things called Bike Shares? Yup, times are a changin’ and you clearly aren’t there.
I ride to work daily. I don’t pay for a gym or a trainer. I get at least 1.5 hours of work a day. I weigh less than I did in college, don’t have to life weights for the sport I played. Cycling is a lifetime sport and best of all…it counters drinking weight.
Anyway, sorry you have to go through life being so angry. I get to ride my bike home in a few short hours, with a stop for a beer along the way. Enjoy sitting in traffic!
Oh, and a person riding a bike and a cyclist are different. Quite different.
The Kentucky Derby and Charleston are two places I hope to never visit.
Also, could it be that people born after 1981 know they’re assholes and that’s why they’re so defensive? Any group so obsessed with “curating” their online personas are wholly deserving of mockery.
I lived in Washington for five years while working and during grad school. It used to be a nice city. Too much money and bullshit for my liking these days. For awhile I lived in a house bordering Georgetown’s campus and paid $400 a month for a small room. I was happy as a clam.
Oh, and I can count on one hand how many times I took a cab. The Metro, the busses, and a bicycle got me everywhere I needed to go. And the bike lanes have gotten vastly better.
The Vintage? Only people who should step in front of a moving train would think about living in a place with that name. And what the fuck is NoMA? When did some shithead come up with that? And finally…the bearded spiked hair asshole on the website?! I’m depressed people like that are alive and breathing; I’d fucking kill myself if my job was to target them as renters.
As a native New Yorker and with both parents born and raised in Brooklyn, I find assholes moving to NYC to reinvent themselves utterly awful. I also really hate it when some band tells you they’re from Brooklyn or NYC. No, you live there…you’re from fucking Ohio.
If you’re outta college, you’re old enough and should be mature enough to either a) fuck one person and be honest with them b) be fucking one person, but they know it’s not exclusive.
Good god, you made a habit of lying to strangers at bars? That makes you a fucking asshole. Either go out and engage in small talk, go out and sit alone in the corner getting drunk, or stay home with your parents.
What about picking up hot women based on having a sense of humor and being good looking? I’ve gone with that, instead of lying. Fucking hell.
1) New Brunswick is awesome.
2) I’d break up with any girl texting/speaking the word “rezzie.”
3) The single thing I hate the most about living in the South is that southern women are comfortable in a temperature range of around 58-72. Having grown up in a place with all four seasons, it blows my fucking mind. “The weather is great here!” Except it’s 98* for three months, it snows once, and fall and spring are a combined 2.5 weeks long.
I’m thrilled that I don’t have to work with a fuckface who drives a Bentley. I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about expensive cars. Zero interest. My cycling pal has a Ferrari, two Porsche SUVs, and one Porsche 911 GT Turbo in his garage. No joke. They’re nice, but I really don’t get jazzed about cars. (Well, the red Ferrari is pretty insane).
That said, I figured an asshole driving a Bentley lived in Rye, NY or the Bay Area. Nope, he lives and works in NC. Lemme guess…he’s in finance and lives in Charlotte. Everyone else living in NC hates Charlotte and the assholes who live there. Because they do things like drive a Bentley.
As a wise man once said, “Money doesn’t buy class.”
I flew to New Zealand 3 months out of college, with a buddy, when airlines still offered free drinks on international flights. It was a pretty fun 12-16 hours (with a lay over).
Sorry, gotta one up you. My parents have no idea how to text and still struggle to use their cell phone, which they only turn on when traveling (which I kinda like…the obsession with cell phones blows my mind)
Diets are meant to fail, that is how the industry sustains itself.
Eat to live, eat things you like, in moderation. Exercise daily. Eat small portions frequently. Stay away from canned/processed/fake foods. Eat whole, real foods. Never eat fast food, be careful eating out. I’ve cooked professionally…A LOT of salt and butter in restaurant food, even $$ stuff. Grow your own food in a home garden (or a community plot, most cities have them).
A few suggestions here: I think EVERYONE should have to serve the country, in same way, for 1-2 years after high school. 17 or 18 is too fucking young to go to college and plan what career path you want. It doesn’t have to be the military…but you need to do something. Work at the dog pound, cut grass in parks, etc. I’m serious. I’m about to earn my third college degree and I wish I’d taken time off after high school. It would help kids mature AND think of all the free labor to rebuild the country? Kids today are even younger than they were, with so many being completely fucking babied their entire lives. How many freshman have never done a goddamn load of laundry?
If you go to a private school, you’d better have a scholarship. If not, go to a state school.
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Wait, are you this fucking stupid? People who ride a bike OFTEN own a car as well. But, if they ride more than they drive…they’re paying MORE for roads than you. You fucking dummy.
It is statistically proven that cyclists pay FAR MORE than motorists. We still pay taxes, we still pay for roads. And guess what? Our tires chew up roads far less, so again, we pay MORE than our share.
No wonder things are fucked up when we have someone as stupid as you working for the government.
You’re going to live to see the day when the “share the road” signs are replaced by Cyclists May Take Full Lane. So get ready for that. It’s been proven that STR signs make cyclists less safe. Have fun!
See below, Mel. Gotta love how much you guys get hard over dudes who don’t give a fuck…and you can’t seem to wrap your stylized hair around the fact that I don’t give a fuck about what a bunch of assholes on the internet think of my comments and opinions.
I hated most frat dudes in college because they’re so fucking scared of being different and not fitting in with the herd. Just scared little dudes. Most of you are now going through life the same way.
It means nothing to me that some strangers on the internet disagree with my opinion or, god forbid, don’t like me. Have a good weekend, bud.
Wait…isn’t every third article about some guy you all want to blow because he Doesn’t Give a Fuck? If you haven’t notice, I don’t give a fuck if a bunch of fucking dipshit former frat dudes like me. I have my own opinions and really don’t care what the fuck some white male strangers on the internet think of me.
So “shred” away, really don’t care what the fuck you think of me or my comments. I’m quite happy with my life and who I am. Thanks, bud!
Why would it, RRR? If angry, bitter Nick enjoys going through life as an asshole, why do I care?
A few things, Nicko. Cyclists wear Lycra, not spandex. You fucking idiot. Looks like you golf. Do you wear a fucking baseball uniform to go golfing? So why in the fuck wouldn’t I be in cycling clothing if I’m going out to ride for six hours? Also, I commute to work daily. I wear a fucking polo shirt and shorts and sneakers. When I go out to ride for six hours or race…guess what? I wear Lycra.
Also, you live in Chicago, eh? The next time you’re sitting in traffic hating your life, look at that happy cyclist going by. It could be you, but I doubt you have the nerve to do something that might not be mainstream or isn’t about being a selfish asshole. Most people in a city shouldn’t need a car. I haven’t driven on a regular basis in over a decade. You can thank me for not putting all that fucking pollution in the atmosphere. Oh, and roll down your window and thank that cyclist; they’re causing less traffic for you to sit in, fuckface.
Have you ever traveled? Belgium, France, Germany, the Netherlands…MILLIONS of well-dressed, well educated professionals riding a bike to work. As with many things, just one more way the U.S. is so fucking far behind other developed nations.
And guess what? U.S. cities are growing increasingly dense at a fast rate. Because assholes like you move into them. People will increasingly choose not to drive and there will also be more cyclists. And…have you seen those zany things called Bike Shares? Yup, times are a changin’ and you clearly aren’t there.
I ride to work daily. I don’t pay for a gym or a trainer. I get at least 1.5 hours of work a day. I weigh less than I did in college, don’t have to life weights for the sport I played. Cycling is a lifetime sport and best of all…it counters drinking weight.
Anyway, sorry you have to go through life being so angry. I get to ride my bike home in a few short hours, with a stop for a beer along the way. Enjoy sitting in traffic!
Oh, and a person riding a bike and a cyclist are different. Quite different.
TGIF, everyone. Well, not you Nick.
The Kentucky Derby and Charleston are two places I hope to never visit.
Also, could it be that people born after 1981 know they’re assholes and that’s why they’re so defensive? Any group so obsessed with “curating” their online personas are wholly deserving of mockery.
Good job being improper. Disabled, not handicapped. Get the fuck with it, Bill Belichek, you asshole.
I lived in Washington for five years while working and during grad school. It used to be a nice city. Too much money and bullshit for my liking these days. For awhile I lived in a house bordering Georgetown’s campus and paid $400 a month for a small room. I was happy as a clam.
Oh, and I can count on one hand how many times I took a cab. The Metro, the busses, and a bicycle got me everywhere I needed to go. And the bike lanes have gotten vastly better.
The Vintage? Only people who should step in front of a moving train would think about living in a place with that name. And what the fuck is NoMA? When did some shithead come up with that? And finally…the bearded spiked hair asshole on the website?! I’m depressed people like that are alive and breathing; I’d fucking kill myself if my job was to target them as renters.
You used the word “wonky” and “literally”…this means you’re a confirmed asshole.
As a native New Yorker and with both parents born and raised in Brooklyn, I find assholes moving to NYC to reinvent themselves utterly awful. I also really hate it when some band tells you they’re from Brooklyn or NYC. No, you live there…you’re from fucking Ohio.
If you’re outta college, you’re old enough and should be mature enough to either a) fuck one person and be honest with them b) be fucking one person, but they know it’s not exclusive.
Good god, you made a habit of lying to strangers at bars? That makes you a fucking asshole. Either go out and engage in small talk, go out and sit alone in the corner getting drunk, or stay home with your parents.
What about picking up hot women based on having a sense of humor and being good looking? I’ve gone with that, instead of lying. Fucking hell.
1) New Brunswick is awesome.
2) I’d break up with any girl texting/speaking the word “rezzie.”
3) The single thing I hate the most about living in the South is that southern women are comfortable in a temperature range of around 58-72. Having grown up in a place with all four seasons, it blows my fucking mind. “The weather is great here!” Except it’s 98* for three months, it snows once, and fall and spring are a combined 2.5 weeks long.
I’m thrilled that I don’t have to work with a fuckface who drives a Bentley. I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about expensive cars. Zero interest. My cycling pal has a Ferrari, two Porsche SUVs, and one Porsche 911 GT Turbo in his garage. No joke. They’re nice, but I really don’t get jazzed about cars. (Well, the red Ferrari is pretty insane).
That said, I figured an asshole driving a Bentley lived in Rye, NY or the Bay Area. Nope, he lives and works in NC. Lemme guess…he’s in finance and lives in Charlotte. Everyone else living in NC hates Charlotte and the assholes who live there. Because they do things like drive a Bentley.
As a wise man once said, “Money doesn’t buy class.”
I flew to New Zealand 3 months out of college, with a buddy, when airlines still offered free drinks on international flights. It was a pretty fun 12-16 hours (with a lay over).
One major change as you age: you absolutely CANNOT drink for hours on end, like you did every Weds, Friday, Saturday in college.
I still LOVE getting drunk, but the window is about 1/3 what it was in college.
Sorry, gotta one up you. My parents have no idea how to text and still struggle to use their cell phone, which they only turn on when traveling (which I kinda like…the obsession with cell phones blows my mind)
My father is a mechanical engineer and still struggles with the internet and his cell phone. It’s unreal.
Diets are meant to fail, that is how the industry sustains itself.
Eat to live, eat things you like, in moderation. Exercise daily. Eat small portions frequently. Stay away from canned/processed/fake foods. Eat whole, real foods. Never eat fast food, be careful eating out. I’ve cooked professionally…A LOT of salt and butter in restaurant food, even $$ stuff. Grow your own food in a home garden (or a community plot, most cities have them).
A few suggestions here: I think EVERYONE should have to serve the country, in same way, for 1-2 years after high school. 17 or 18 is too fucking young to go to college and plan what career path you want. It doesn’t have to be the military…but you need to do something. Work at the dog pound, cut grass in parks, etc. I’m serious. I’m about to earn my third college degree and I wish I’d taken time off after high school. It would help kids mature AND think of all the free labor to rebuild the country? Kids today are even younger than they were, with so many being completely fucking babied their entire lives. How many freshman have never done a goddamn load of laundry?
If you go to a private school, you’d better have a scholarship. If not, go to a state school.