Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.

Mentally checking out. PGP.

Today, I was chatting with Sonia from IT about my IT ticket. Sonia noticed that I changed some setting on my computer, so she sent an email about it to my director, my managing director, and the head of IT. And she didn’t fucking mention it in our Skype chat. PGP.

Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

Realizing your boss is straight out of Office Space. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.