Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look at myself in the mirror and say, “As little as possible.” PGP.

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP

Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

My mom keeps buying me self help books

Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP

Finished another book of checks #PGP