Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

What A Guy’s Drink Of Choice Says About Him

How To Be A Young Dad On Father’s Day

My Cover Letter To Be Jim Harbaugh’s Personal Assistant

The Metaphorical Death Of A Salesman

What A Daddy’s Girl Does On Father’s Day Without Her Dad

An Ode To Pool Moms

Stop Whining About Your Hangover And Grab A Beer

Facebook Is Still My Guilty Pleasure

5 Standard Dude Behaviors That I Don’t Understand

The Top 10 Diving Board Jumps