I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Sweet humblebrag! You should write a book about how awesome you are. I’d totally read it. You can market it to the 71% of people that graduate with student loans or the 1 trillion dollar student loan deficit.
For the record, I had a full tuition waiver and stipend for grad school due to my undergrad grades. No one gives a shit.
After the foodie phase dies down, they move to a blog with whimsical musing of insight, bible verses, personal goals, humble brag goals and quirky little quips about how to be responsible as an adult.
This guy gets it. As I stated, it’s not that I’m lazy, there just isn’t a lot to do. Everything is run by someone higher up and the Good ol’ Boy system is alive and well. When you work with older people (I’m the youngest by 25 years), they have a hard time with technology. I spent an entire day teaching someone that makes double what I make how to insert confidence intervals into Excel (which has been around since 1985). He made sure to remind me he paid $75 a credit in the 70s while I have $75k in loans. Their lack of continuing education to stay with the times is the biggest barrier in the public sector. I know how to get it done and work smarter rather than harder by putting macros and simplifying the process. If people want to be mad at anyone, look to the Baby Boomers.
The benefits and pay for people that barely graduated high school 35 years ago is insane. Gone is the days of working for the same place and getting promotions. Don’t hate the player, hate the game because our parents set up this shit system.
I was going to spear the bitch if she ran. I watched a lot of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker to keep my form in check on the limo ride over just in case.
This is a great guide. After a 40 hour week, those 2 precious days should be devoted to whatever. I usually use “I’m helping my friend move furniture” or “I have diarrhea” as excuses depending on how much I like the person.
I wish I could shed some light. He and I had a pretty heated exchange about his frat swoop. Sadly, Ben is a real life character #pouroneoutforthehomies
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Great to have you back.
Way to pigeon-hole all sorority-types. I bet you get invited to lots of parties.
Sweet humblebrag! You should write a book about how awesome you are. I’d totally read it. You can market it to the 71% of people that graduate with student loans or the 1 trillion dollar student loan deficit.
For the record, I had a full tuition waiver and stipend for grad school due to my undergrad grades. No one gives a shit.
This is my dream. Your reference game is off the hook.
http://imgur.com/gallery/vncZ8J3
Great article. Moral of the story: don’t be a dickhead.
After the foodie phase dies down, they move to a blog with whimsical musing of insight, bible verses, personal goals, humble brag goals and quirky little quips about how to be responsible as an adult.
This guy gets it. As I stated, it’s not that I’m lazy, there just isn’t a lot to do. Everything is run by someone higher up and the Good ol’ Boy system is alive and well. When you work with older people (I’m the youngest by 25 years), they have a hard time with technology. I spent an entire day teaching someone that makes double what I make how to insert confidence intervals into Excel (which has been around since 1985). He made sure to remind me he paid $75 a credit in the 70s while I have $75k in loans. Their lack of continuing education to stay with the times is the biggest barrier in the public sector. I know how to get it done and work smarter rather than harder by putting macros and simplifying the process. If people want to be mad at anyone, look to the Baby Boomers.
The benefits and pay for people that barely graduated high school 35 years ago is insane. Gone is the days of working for the same place and getting promotions. Don’t hate the player, hate the game because our parents set up this shit system.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeannemeister/2012/08/14/job-hopping-is-the-new-normal-for-millennials-three-ways-to-prevent-a-human-resource-nightmare/
Cool story Hansel!
I could not agree more. Mike Judge does great stuff.
I’ve been pretty lucky to not have that. That sounds awful. No one wants to hear that garbage.
The fastest way to get a “No” and no wedding gift is to have a dry wedding. That is plain inconsiderate.
Careful with that edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3VphK9AMk
I aim to please.
I was going to spear the bitch if she ran. I watched a lot of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker to keep my form in check on the limo ride over just in case.
Close, a whiskey barrel table and chairs.
This is a great guide. After a 40 hour week, those 2 precious days should be devoted to whatever. I usually use “I’m helping my friend move furniture” or “I have diarrhea” as excuses depending on how much I like the person.
I wish I could shed some light. He and I had a pretty heated exchange about his frat swoop. Sadly, Ben is a real life character #pouroneoutforthehomies
Is that a show? I have the most basic cable because it is cheaper than just internet somehow because Comcast.
I worked for a bar for a bit. You’re kinda right about the drunken conversation though.