I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Got a cheap pair of knock off aviators in Costa Rica for $3. I dropped my more expensive versions on the pontoon boat earlier in the trip. Stupidly, I gave my shades to an ex who wears them in occasionally (or so says facebook). I have lost 3 pairs since this incident and nothing will replace these.
All about the Tippman 98 with the flatline barrel. Used to snipe mofos like no other back in the early 2000s. If it went far enough, you could snag the paintball out of the air because it had so much spin.
Every father knows this. This KSU kid is about as fun as zipping up your dick head. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. I enjoyed it a lot. I’d be bitter too if my alma mater has a sub .500 record without the purple wizard. Only a few more years until Kansas State is a toilet team again.
I thought I was cool getting a steal on my Clarks from an outlet (it was buy one get one half off). I have thrown them in the furnace and will not be paying my student loans this month so I can afford $700 shoes.
You must have missed the “I moved from the burbs to the country” (it’s in the title). Reading comprehension isn’t hard but it’s not surprising coming form a KStater. I thought giving you the “it’s in Appalachia” might have been a hint but I guess sometimes, giving idiots the benefit of the doubt and spelling it out is too much credit. I’ll give you a big hint: MOUNTAIN STATE. PSA: don’t forget to breath.
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Got a cheap pair of knock off aviators in Costa Rica for $3. I dropped my more expensive versions on the pontoon boat earlier in the trip. Stupidly, I gave my shades to an ex who wears them in occasionally (or so says facebook). I have lost 3 pairs since this incident and nothing will replace these.
All about the Tippman 98 with the flatline barrel. Used to snipe mofos like no other back in the early 2000s. If it went far enough, you could snag the paintball out of the air because it had so much spin.
Every father knows this. This KSU kid is about as fun as zipping up your dick head. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. I enjoyed it a lot. I’d be bitter too if my alma mater has a sub .500 record without the purple wizard. Only a few more years until Kansas State is a toilet team again.
Came here for this. Fuckin Sisqo making it rain.
Todd be like
“You won’t do it” is the bane of my existence. Fire doors are apparently really expensive.
Sad to not see pits on here although not surprised. They are wonderful dogs. I have 2 pit mixes and couldn’t ask for better.
Your comments have been quality today. Could not agree more.
I gotta be honest, anything written on margs not by Shibby is basically unreadable. Not even a #marglife mention.
I thought I was cool getting a steal on my Clarks from an outlet (it was buy one get one half off). I have thrown them in the furnace and will not be paying my student loans this month so I can afford $700 shoes.
Dorn be like
Jeff Tweedy and Wilco are awesome. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is a great album.
You must have missed the “I moved from the burbs to the country” (it’s in the title). Reading comprehension isn’t hard but it’s not surprising coming form a KStater. I thought giving you the “it’s in Appalachia” might have been a hint but I guess sometimes, giving idiots the benefit of the doubt and spelling it out is too much credit. I’ll give you a big hint: MOUNTAIN STATE. PSA: don’t forget to breath.
It’s the 30 MPH speed limits, 4 way stops and college kids. Nice effort though