“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

Getting excited over gas prices. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.

The sense of impending doom that is returning to work after a holiday weekend. PGP.