Referring to customers by their characteristics, not by their names. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

Spelling your email phonetically. PGP.

Wearing running shoes with slacks. PGP.

My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.

Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.

Mentally checking out from work two weeks before your day off. PGP.

Only keeping Facebook to use Tinder. PGP.