Thinking your girlfriend is physically attracted to you. PGP.

Sharing a cubicle with a file cabinet that isn’t yours and a support beam. PGP.

The only donuts left are cut in half. PGP.

Your most positive thought of the day being, “Maybe today won’t suck that bad.” PGP.

Too young to know better. Old enough to have to give a damn. PGP.

A person’s college debt playing a significant factor in whether or not you continue seeing them. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.

I like to live life on the edge in that sometimes I go grocery shopping without a list. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.