As a denizen of Milwaukee I’m presented with easy access to cheap, high quality brews.
I still reach for a Miller Lite. If it was good enough for that wide-eyed freshman with a world of success and opportunity ahead of him it’s good enough for the slightly heavier, increasingly worthless man I am today.
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Gil reminds me of me a little too much for me to be able to laugh at these.
The guys in my office make fun of me because of how small my liquor cabinet is. True story.
As a denizen of Milwaukee I’m presented with easy access to cheap, high quality brews.
I still reach for a Miller Lite. If it was good enough for that wide-eyed freshman with a world of success and opportunity ahead of him it’s good enough for the slightly heavier, increasingly worthless man I am today.
Say what you will, but it works.
meh.
Nailed it.
Looks like I’m well on my way to The Narcissist.
My stylist has told me more than once that if it was any thicker she’d have to use garden shears.
This should read: Signs you worked on a /campaign/.
“Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.”
Your mom is hot, though. So thanks for that.
How is this drivel getting published?
You people depress me.
Excellent.
Tinder.
I was on the highway in a campaign Suburban somewhere in southeastern WI. I remember it was raining. #VictoryTeam2012
Is it “tracking beam” or “tractor beam”?
I wish my time on the Hill was more like Rep. Underwood’s office. I bet his interns are just SMOKING hot.
Jtrain, I like your work.
Erroneous.