The only people who can honestly say they wouldn’t be an Instagram model are people that look like Instagram models and aren’t. Everybody else is just jealous.
Travel is based around your hobbies. 20s travel is to fuel your drinking habit, 30s you may find another hobby like camping/swimming/eating and travel for that, 40s your hobby is your kids so you travel for them, and 50s your hobby is alcohol and to get away from your kids so you go around the world to drink good booze.
Moving in with the gf this summer and she wants to get a new couch. So I’m having that same feeling with my couch (it was the first purchase I made after college with my signing bonus).
Speaking of snobs, there’s nothing worse than “food pairing snob” who complains about me drinking red wine with fish and bourbon with tacos. I like what I like dadgummit
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The only people who can honestly say they wouldn’t be an Instagram model are people that look like Instagram models and aren’t. Everybody else is just jealous.
The gf and I leave for a 7 day vacation in Cabo on Saturday morning. United club at 8am tomorrow morning to get a nice base for the 5 hr flight. Litty
You just had to say you go to Federales and Castaways. Douchebag level 10/10
Travel is based around your hobbies. 20s travel is to fuel your drinking habit, 30s you may find another hobby like camping/swimming/eating and travel for that, 40s your hobby is your kids so you travel for them, and 50s your hobby is alcohol and to get away from your kids so you go around the world to drink good booze.
The lakehouse/cottage is the one place where you can get extra fucked up (weed/alcohol) and still be the most sober one in your family
Not including Kuma’s Corner in Chicago is upsetting
Grand Rapids weekend road trip. Getting faded at Founders and Mitten.
It’s cheaper to buy the girl’s drinks too during the week. Less scaries the next day when you check your bank account
Step 4: Sex with the Mrs in the shower back home
1000 Montaditos in Spain is a great fast food place for calamari sandwiches. Apparently a huge thing there
I mean there’s a few really terrible rooftop bars (Joy District in Chicago) but overall the rooftop is just a more fun place to be
I’ve delivered ice to many restaurant kitchens. Some of them are so bad I wouldn’t even make someone I hate eat there.
Use the elliptical. That’s a one way ticket to becoming an outcast with the meatheads.
No plans tonight. Tomorrow I’ll be at Allstate arena for Chainsmokers with my girlfriend. They were free tix so I can’t complain
Moving in with the gf this summer and she wants to get a new couch. So I’m having that same feeling with my couch (it was the first purchase I made after college with my signing bonus).
Speaking of snobs, there’s nothing worse than “food pairing snob” who complains about me drinking red wine with fish and bourbon with tacos. I like what I like dadgummit
They should’ve let him talk in his normal accent for Bane. It would’ve been more intimidating and understandable.
Depends where you moved to in Chi
Am I the only one that hates K-cups and Keurigs? I prefer slow drip 100 out of 100
I would do unspeakable things for a mini twix right now. (Currently on a diet for Vegas and hitting a wall)