Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

“This isn’t the right form.” PGP.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

Debating whether you should delete your Facebook. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.