links_hacker 7 years ago on Listen To Chelsea Handler Explain Why Being Childless And Single Is Actually The Dream That’s fine for her, but I can’t wait to have kids. I’ve got baby fever to an absurd degree right now. Getting married next summer, and I wanna have a rug rat or two by like 2020. -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
That’s fine for her, but I can’t wait to have kids. I’ve got baby fever to an absurd degree right now. Getting married next summer, and I wanna have a rug rat or two by like 2020.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think the northern states are more free than the southern states, especially Texas. Here’s why. In SD, if you drink too much at a bar and get in a car wreck, it’s your fault, so you and your insurance pays for it. If you have too many in Texas and get in a wreck, the bartenders and the bar are also liable (weird, shitty rule, IMO).
In other words, you’ll get cut off way more in Texas than you ever will at a bar in Nebraska or South Dakota or Minnesota. Then the only con of your situation is that you’re living in one of these shit-hole states.
I just go when I get off work at the Bar or when I get paid on Thursday afternoon. That’s how all students do it, right?
The Stoner Market would explode in support if it went straight to streaming and the itunes/amazon/google play stores.
The end of North Korea, you say? *Fingers crossed*
I wonder where John Daly fits into this whole deal. My guess? He posts his tour bus up at the Hooter’s in MOA for the week and slays chicken wings and diet cokes while ripping heaters with the kitchen staff every hour on the hour out back.
I…. I’m so sorry. Guys, if you don’t know what that is, DON’T GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
I would cheese my face off if I had the opportunity to spend unlimited hours in the Smithsonians. I’m a huge nerd and also ok with that. PGPM?
Don’t you ever come into my house and say that those Frog-eating surrender monkeys are better than America at anything besides losing wars.
Can we take a minute to discuss the awfulness that is the male physical? Normal blood pressure testing, temperature reading, pulse rate measuring, check out the eyes, ears, and nose, and now the doctor is gonna handle your family jewels for a few minutes while you try to squeeze out a cough.
I take a couple weeks off to try to get all my reading done (lol), and I miss something really interesting. Who’s Preggers?! (I am ok to ask that, since I don’t hire or fire anyone.)
Even though it is a protected status, being married or engaged definitely can play into a decision to hire or not. Not for the skeezy reasons this Bruce fellow brings up, but because old Boomers who get to do the bulk of hiring at big companies assume that if a woman is engaged or married, that sooner or later, she’ll take time off work to have kids. Buuuuuuut, if you don’t get the job, and he asked you a question about your marital status, please get ahold of me in a couple years, I’d love to litigate the shit out of that fucker.
Stouffer and stuff her
Not a fucking shred of a chance that they did it the way those crooked fuckin cops framed them up for it. That kid and his idiot uncle got all of the blood cleaned off the mattress and room where they raped and murdered that lady? Bullshit. Now if you’ll excuse Nived and I, we have some Tin foil hats to get back under.
You smooth motherfuckers
As the representative of the relationship delegation: nah, we’re good. I don’t need my girl getting pissed that my buddy trades her for number one status every now and again.
As one young urban philosopher once put it, “Real recognize real.”
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Anyone that says this isn’t a #DadGoal is a lying sack of shit.