I slept for 16 hours on Sunday, woke up at 4pm, and was still able to fall back asleep at 9pm. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

I brought donuts to the office today. My boss told everyone it was him. PGP.

My only Tinder match in the past week ended up blocking me. I didn’t even say hi. PGP.

My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.